Traffic Flow chart - Hyderabad

My city!!

I've been driving across the busy, patchy and so called beautiful roads of Hyderabad. But our driving sense across these roads seems to be going down the drain by the day. God alone seems to care about the signals put at the junctions.

Just want to putforth the flowchart of traffic at a signal in x roads:

Step 1: Arrive at the junction.
Step 2: If signal present and you care about them then proceed to step 3 otherwise step 4.
step 3: If signal green :)

Accelerate more and go ahead!!

If signal Red

If traffic constable present nearby

Look at the timer at the junction

If timer less than 10
Start/Continue and proceed

If timer greater than 10
Alas!! Will have to wait until timer less than 10:(

If Traffic Constable not present
Behave as if it is highway and don't stop!!

If signal Orange
Ha Ha! Who cares. It is as good as Green.

Step 4: Laugh at some one waiting at the signal and fly by!!
Step 5: Repeat Step 2 at every junction.

Recently it is observed that not many flows are coming to step 3 and hence HUDA with the approval of all religious heads is thinking of commenting step 3 and go to step 4.

I remember that CMMI level 5 speaks about continous improvization of process. Finally our HUDA seems to have jumped to level 5 from 0.

Shouldn't we be proud of such an organization!!

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