Monday, July 29, 2013

I wish that I did not know

When all that matters is, what will happen the next day.
When you know the inevitable
When you know the eventuality cannot be stopped
When you know you are going to lose an identity
When you know your voice is unheard
When you know your days are counted
When you know your next morning will be split
When you know your next drop of water will have to be fought for
When you know the decision may never give an option to look back
When you know that you will be forced to pay for the visit which we believed was common ancestral property
When you know that the days of bilingual talk are over and the pride in staying together ceases to exist
All this, when I know that no anguish matters any more!
I wish that I did not know!!

tambulalu ichesaamu ika tannuku chaavandi!!

In our place, after the end of meals, betel leaf and nuts are given which earmarks the complete closure of the meal. After this the person who was hosting his role is officially considered complete. He would not care what happens later.
So, the phrase above means that "we've extended the betel leaf, our role is over, now you may go to dogs!!"
This is the stand of Congress. Hell bent on splitting my state, for a desire of meeting the short term objectives of one elections and later they will decide about the way forward.
How will the states compete, what are the aspirations of people, what will happen to the resources sharing?
What benefit does it actually create to the state .. Nothing seems to be a matter of concern to the Congress party.
Once a party of unification, Congress has siphoned off itself as a party with a track record of splitting the states.
I am not sure, what is fun that congress is deriving out of it. We cannot afford so many states.
Every one knows it.
And here is congress bent on creating one more state, which will create a wave for another state.
The whole thing appears to be like that of a dictator. One queen sitting in Delhi, has never visited the state. Not sure if she can even pronounce telangana correctly. And she has is deciding the fate and aspirations of so many people. A language that is so old, a culture which is so ancient, a state which is formed out of good intentions, now will go to dogs, god forbid if it happens like that.
I am sad, for having not done anything. I am sad for the state of affairs.
I am sad that we are living in tyranny instead of democracy.
Alas, the decision is in the hands of one person who till her prime age never even knew that a country like India existed, forget the state of affairs of Andhra Pradesh.
Once a state, which led the way forward for the country, now will be a thing of the past.
I hope this does not happen.
I just pray that congress does not take the decision like this.
I can only remember the day of the partition and nothing less. I do not want this partition. Let us not build the Berlin Wall. 
Pleaseeeee :(

Wednesday, July 24, 2013

Fart Mart to invest $15 bn in India

Leading retail chain Fart Mart has recently signed a deal worth more than $15 bn in India.
The news was revealed in a press meet by Congress spokesperson Mr. Raj Babbar. This came after his remarks about Walmart that “If Walmart has gone, more marts are there. They will come.”
It was evident that congress already knew about the FartMart’s investments and hence were not concerned when WalMart said that they cannot procure the mandatory 30% from local small industries. The details of the MoU are yet to be revealed.
FartMart is a world’s leading retail store with global supply chain in equipment that support farting. With a huge presence across the developed world, FartMart has recently forayed into the Asian space to adhere to the increased demand of farting from the various political groups across the nations.
FartMart has agreed to adhere to the 30% norms of local procurement. In its press release FartMart has stated the following: "India has an established supply chain across its villages and cities in Farting. With India leading the world in open defecation and with elections around the corner, we expect a 100% growth in the demand for farting. India is our top priority and we are eager to establish ourselves as a serious player in farting. We look forward to active support from the UPA regime in reaping the investment potential in farting"
Mr. Babbar was ecstatic about the foray of FartMart and he said that the retail chain will bring the best practices across the world in farting. He expressed his desire and also commented about his party's strong stance for investments in farting. He criticized his opponents for not supporting 51% FDI in Retail industry in India and he expressed his desire that the investment by fartmart will encourage more farts to venture into India.
In response to a question by a reporter that on what basis was fartmart allowed, he concluded the press meet by saying that the high command has taken the decision and the further course of action will also be decided by them!

PS: This article is also published by me in Faking News