Fart Mart to invest $15 bn in India

Leading retail chain Fart Mart has recently signed a deal worth more than $15 bn in India.
The news was revealed in a press meet by Congress spokesperson Mr. Raj Babbar. This came after his remarks about Walmart that “If Walmart has gone, more marts are there. They will come.”
It was evident that congress already knew about the FartMart’s investments and hence were not concerned when WalMart said that they cannot procure the mandatory 30% from local small industries. The details of the MoU are yet to be revealed.
FartMart is a world’s leading retail store with global supply chain in equipment that support farting. With a huge presence across the developed world, FartMart has recently forayed into the Asian space to adhere to the increased demand of farting from the various political groups across the nations.
FartMart has agreed to adhere to the 30% norms of local procurement. In its press release FartMart has stated the following: "India has an established supply chain across its villages and cities in Farting. With India leading the world in open defecation and with elections around the corner, we expect a 100% growth in the demand for farting. India is our top priority and we are eager to establish ourselves as a serious player in farting. We look forward to active support from the UPA regime in reaping the investment potential in farting"
Mr. Babbar was ecstatic about the foray of FartMart and he said that the retail chain will bring the best practices across the world in farting. He expressed his desire and also commented about his party's strong stance for investments in farting. He criticized his opponents for not supporting 51% FDI in Retail industry in India and he expressed his desire that the investment by fartmart will encourage more farts to venture into India.
In response to a question by a reporter that on what basis was fartmart allowed, he concluded the press meet by saying that the high command has taken the decision and the further course of action will also be decided by them!

PS: This article is also published by me in Faking News

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